Love Thy Neighbor
This is a recent question we received at PVFS via email, the reply to this very interesting question is included.
Question:
Do you know anywhere I could order fleas?
Really, this is not a joke. I have some nasty people camping next door and I’d like to drive them away!
Answer:
I’m sorry, we do not carry fleas, nor do we know where you can order them! The insects we deal with are intended to help eliminate pest problems, not promote pest infestations. Perhaps there are some stray cats in your neighborhood…?
Tags: fleas
May 26th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Sounds like this guy is related to someone who called me years ago and said, “Whaddaya got that’ll kill frogs!?” I told him that they are harmless and eat an extraordinary number of pests, like mosquitoes. He said, “I don’t give a f__k what they eat, I want ‘em DEAD–they keep me awake.” I hung up on him.
There are so many insane people out there–very frightening to know he would try to kill all the frogs on his property. I hope they got him first!
May 30th, 2009 at 6:52 am
I ADORE ADORE Frogs!
Curses to him!! May he get a bad case of warts!